The Death of Diana: When Britain Entered Hyperreality (Never to
Return)
(06 October 2007)
We’ve recently passed the tenth anniversary
of one of the most momentous days in British history – 31 August 1997, the date
of our entry into hyperreality. Of course, most people will remember this as
the date of the death of Princess Diana, and the two events are inextricably
linked.
For those unfamiliar with the concept of hyperreality, it was introduced by the late, great philosopher Jean
Baudrillard, often dubbed the high priest of postmodernism. In simple terms,
hyperreality is characterised by a blurring of fantasy and reality. Fakeness,
artificiality and simulation are experienced as more ‘real’ than reality
itself. Hyperreality revolves around images, signs and symbols of impossible
perfection, decoupled from the reality they’re supposed to reflect. Cary Grant
famously said, ‘Everyone wants to be Cary Grant. Even
I want to be Cary Grant.’ This is the essence of hyperreality.
Grant, seemingly a
famous American, was actually born as Archibald Leach in England. He was an actor – a profession
concerned with impersonating the invented characters of novels, plays and
screenplays. Viewed in this light, Cary Grant was already enjoying a tenuous
connection with reality, but the ‘myth of Cary Grant’ (his hyperreality, one
might say) left even him in its wake. The mythical Cary Grant was a
simulation of the ‘real’ Cary Grant and ended up bearing no relationship to the
original. Baudrillard would have described Cary Grant, Hollywood legend, as a simulacrum
– a copy without an original. Ostensibly, superstar Grant could trace his
beginnings to Archibald Leach, but the two had so little in common, other than
occupation of the same physical space, that any comparison became absurd. As
Grant himself said, ‘I pretended to be somebody I wanted to
be until finally I became that person. Or he became me.’ To conjure yourself
into existence as an act of pretence is as good an illustration of the
hyperreal process as any other. So, hyperreality is
populated by simulacra and driven by simulation. Archibald Leach might have
been real once, but he was swallowed by hyperreality and ceased to exist. Even
his replacement, Cary Grant, was swallowed, being replaced by the myth of Cary
Grant, impossible even for the ‘real’ Cary Grant to emulate. Princess Diana was
the most glaring example of British hyperreality. Being a ‘princess’, she was
already a denizen of the land of fairytale, an older form of hyperreality. Add
in celebrity culture and the myth of the sad little lost girl trapped in a
cruel, wicked family (the royals), and you have a perfect storm of
hyperreality. The ‘reality’ of Diana Spencer was that she was a spoiled,
ill-educated, neurotic, egotistical monster of self-love and infinite
self-delusion. But hyperreality erased all of those deficiencies and launched
Diana into the mythosphere where she became a preposterous goddess for the
credulous British people who, more than anyone else on earth, lap up the empty
cult of celebrity. The disgraceful
British tabloid newspapers exist permanently in the realm of the hyperreal,
never straying into any balanced portrayal of reality. Quite simply, reality
offends tabloid editors. It’s boring and dull and therefore unnewsworthy and
unacceptable. Until it has been given a glossy finish of hyperreality, it
doesn’t merit a moment’s consideration. Diana was a tabloid
creation par excellence. The hyperbolic rules of hyperreality demanded that she
die in the flash photography of the paparazzi in Paris of all places, the hyperreal
city of fake romance. And in a tunnel too – the subterranean way back to
humdrum reality, perhaps – but hyperreality shuts off all escape routes. The outpouring of
grief that greeted Diana’s death was in every way synthetic; a simulation of
real grief. Diana Spencer wasn’t a real person any more than Cary Grant. How
can there be genuine grief at the death of a simulacrum? The only tears are
hyperreal ones. Britain was awash with all the archetypal signs of mourning,
all the tenderest manifestations of grief, but without a scintilla of
authenticity. None of the weeping hordes that laid flowers outside Kensington
Palace had ever met Diana. Tabloid newspapers and TV programmes mediated their
only contact with her: all they knew was the Diana media myth. How could they
possibly shed genuine tears over a myth? Nowadays our
simulated grief is much more meaningful to us than the real thing. Where would
we be without our carpets of flowers, without our endless queues to sign books
of condolence, without applauding flag-draped coffins as they sweep past in
majestic hearses with police outriders? All the signs of grief, but no actual
grief. The signs have replaced the real thing – hyperreality has dismissed
reality with a flick of its hyperreal hand. The only time in my
life when I’ve been sympathetic towards the ‘royal’ family was when they were
accused of not properly mourning the death of Diana, of ‘not caring’. In fact,
they were grieving as British people have traditionally done: privately and
discreetly. But the British people, in all their newly found Blairite
superficiality, demanded that the Queen show signs of mourning, ‘proof’
that would stand up under the merciless scrutiny of the court of hyperreality.
So, soon enough, the revolting masses got their flags flown at half-mast, their
emotional speeches by the Queen, their extravagant funeral (orchestrated in
large part, it seems, by that master of hyperreality – Alastair Campbell). The last ten years
have been a nightmare of spin, celebrity worship, the unstoppable rise of the
super-rich, tabloid excess, anti-intellectualism, religious fanaticism, the
pursuit of impossible perfection: a hyperreal hell presided over by Tony Blair,
a hyperreal prime minister if ever there was one. Wouldn’t it be
fantastic to return to reality, if only we could remember what it was? (Did we
ever really know?) Baudrillard said, ‘When the real is no longer what it was,
nostalgia assumes its full meaning.’ Contestants on Big Brother (another
product of the last dreadful decade of hyperreality), forever talk about
‘keeping it real’ and showing the public the ‘real me’. That, of course, is the
clarion call of hyperreality – nothing is more important than the pretence of
reality now that it no longer exists.